Maloney & Porcelli (June 2012)
Jeff: - [Shared] - For some reason, I keep wanting to make steakhouses-as-women metaphors. Maybe it's the ready delivery of flesh to be consumed. Or perhaps our repeated rating of them. Or maybe we just need to go to Robert's before someone else gets fucking married. If you were wondering, this place is like making a blind date from playing World of Warcraft, and it turns out you are courting Mila Kunis.
Stunning cuts, perfect flavor, visually and olfactorially delightful. (I'm talking about steak now). The crackling pork shank is their signature dish and so wonderful we could not finish it. Rib-eye was an eye-opener. To make sure we weren't just high off of wedding fumes, I recommend an immediate re-visit. And I'm not just saying that because this place is named after two lawyers that once helped out the owner in a legal matter.